
WHAT'S ON

AKRASIA
Grief likes to be served raw. It’s the one-year anniversary of Reuben’s mother’s death. He hosts an art exhibition titled Rou Moeder. A tribute, or rather a final goodbye, with his mother right at the center of it all. Until she isn’t. No U16s.

AN ILIAD
Homer’s legendary tale crashing into the present — not as a museum piece, but as a living, urgent act of storytelling. In this stripped-back, electrifying stage work, a single Poet and a live musician (the Muse) summon the Trojan War in real time

AND THE GIRLS IN THEIR SUNDAY DRESSES
a sharp, humorous and deeply moving two-hander set in a sluggish government food-aid queue. This play follows two women - a sharp-tongued Lady and a weary, witty Woman,whose lives intersect in unexpected ways.

AV-A-LAUGH-TA
Alan Committie, returns in his 28th brand new solo show to keep the blues away! It features his usual witty wordplay, fast paced japes & jibes, madcap physical hi-jinx & a comic look at events and madnesses from 2025….

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS
Two strangers meet on a chance encounter and, against all odds, fall into a love deeper than either of them expected. There’s just one problem: an ocean between them... No U16s.

COLLEEN THE MUSICAL
“If you don’t give your heart away, it will never be broken”. That is the motto of Colleen The Cashier. But true love does not sail smoothly in the fast-paced world of cashiers, customers, cigarette counters and supervisers.

DRACULA
Set against the backdrop of Victorian England, the novel and ballet follow the journey of Jonathan Harker, a young solicitor sent to Transylvania to facilitate Count Dracula’s real estate transactions in England.

FLIGHTS, FELINES AND HOLY FRIGHTS
Blending physical comedy, character impressions, song clips and photos, and storytelling, this is a hilarious and sharply observant one-woman show chronicling a solo European journey gone gloriously wrong.

FROM HANOVER STREET
Once alive with music, culture & everyday life, District Six was home to vibrant streets, with Hanover Street at its centre. Sixty years since forced removals began, this powerful concert honours the people & stories of District Six.

mAnJE ! MaNJe (AN EPIC)
This new Magnet production draws on the story of the ancient Greek inventor and super-engineer, Daedalus, to stage a profound and prophetic lament on the human condition in the age of the machine, big data and the climate catastrophe.

ORPHEUS IN THE UNDERWORLD
A ballet bursting with wit, glamour & irresistible charm! Loosely inspired by Jacques Offenbach’s comic operetta, this 1920s set production features flapper girls, Mafia henchmen, Can-Can dancers & even a penthouse pool for the Gods!

PAPER AND ROSES
In the dystopian nation of The Provenance, books are banned, media is shut down, and every whisper of rebellion is crushed. Society has fractured into two powerful factions: The Mint and The Torn. No U16s.

PICK A STRUGGLE
Zach Esau and Roland Du Preez find unity in diversity as they explore the humour in the lived experiences of a person of colour and a moffie. Laugh along as these two chalk-and-cheese comedians get to know one another. No U18s.

ROUGE
A bold fusion of comedy, cirque & burlesque. It promises to thrill & tease. Expect jaw-dropping acrobatics, side-splitting comedy & glamorous performances in a show that’s daring, dazzling & deliciously unpredictable. No U18s
Venue: Kalkbay Theatre
Dates: 28 Nov - 7 Feb
Price: R350
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