
WHAT'S ON

A GENTLE MAN'S GUIDE TO LOVE AND MURDER
This razor-sharp, brilliantly funny, Tony Award-winning musical comedy is about ambition, inheritance, and just how far one man is willing to go to get what he believes he deserves. No U13s

BLING!
Drawing on the Cullinan diamond's story, this production dazzles through South Africa's journey towards democracy. Despite ongoing calls for its return, the Cullinan Diamond remains in British possession. No U18s

CARMEN
The tale of a proud, independent, instinct-driven woman who would rather die than betray her own nature. Bizet’s blend of Spanish-inspired flair, dramatic action, and emotional depth makes Carmen appealing to all audiences. No U5s

CHICKEN, AND
A power-house cast. Gruesome, satirical, South African independent theatre. The play pecks at today's capitalist hellscape, inviting you into a warped talk show arena - where magical realism and menace collide. No U13s

ETC ETCETERA ET CETERA VARIETY SHOW
The Cape Town Sketch Comedy bunch, is a versatile group of creatives. Their stand-ups will be doing stand-up, their burlesque dancer will be burlesque dancing & they'll be doing their usual sketches & fun & games things! No U18s

KARAMONK
This delightful new cabaret is a mouth-watering smorgasbord of theatrical bites. Playful, provocative and genre-bending, the production offers a rich feast of contemporary South African writing, sharp humour, visual sparkle and kamishibai.

KILLER QUEEN
A high-energy LAMTA dance production, celebrating the legendary rock band Queen. Inspired by Freddie Mercury’s flamboyant showmanship the production explores how the four icon band members made music history.

MY CHILDREN! MY AFRICA!
In a township classroom in the Eastern Cape in 1984, an idealistic teacher attempts to instil a love of learning in his gifted pupil, but political unrest & generational divides soon culminate in an explosive, tragic conflict.

RISE ’76: THE STORY OF JUNE 16TH
The play traces a community on the brink, as students, teachers and families confront the devastating implications of Afrikaans being imposed as a medium of instruction. What starts as an ordinary school day ends up shaping history.

STAND-UP STRAIGHT
A debut work in progress one-woman show that’s part stand-up, part overshare, and slightly unhinged (iykyk). Daniele Du Plessisentering her mid-twenties and it’s your problem. Come watch the live quarter-life crashout. No U18s

ORPHEUS IN THE UNDERWORLD
A ballet bursting with wit, glamour & irresistible charm! Loosely inspired by Jacques Offenbach’s comic operetta, this 1920s set production features flapper girls, Mafia henchmen, Can-Can dancers & even a penthouse pool for the Gods!

STIRRED NOT SHAKEN
Kathryn, a ‘perfect’ wife & mother, wakes up to the bitter reality of betrayal: The life she worked for turns out to be a sham. Still reeling from the shock of an empty nest, she finds herself alone at her kitchen table wondering, what the foccacia?

STUCK IN CAPE TOWN
Dalin Oliver is back home & ready to hit stages with his brand-new stand-up comedy show, a hilarious true story from a four-day layover gone wrong. After surviving cancelled flights, witnessing live missiles he delivers explosive laughter.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF KATHRINE SINCLAIR
In a city obsessed with appearances, one woman’s perfect life has unraveled in the most inconvenient way: she’s been murdered. What if she told the story? Not your grandmother’s whodunnit. A genre-bending jukebox cabaret. No U13s

THE KILLING OF A UNION LEADER
Night falls on a decaying city after a union strike turns deadly. As a new dawn arrives for the city, battle lines are drawn, and the streets are ready for blood. A new political thriller by Louis Viljoen starring John Maytham. No U18s
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